Welcoming New People to Babbage Gone Wrong

so...i'm greening up my land today and a new guy (only 3 days born) came up to me....and being an Oxbridge Professor i figured i should step up.....but....ahhhh

[15:52] mark000 Melody: ciao or hello
[15:53] Redgrrl Llewellyn: Welcome to New Babbage and Llewellyn Industries!
[15:53] mark000 Melody: thank you
[15:53] mark000 Melody: i don't know this place
[15:53] Redgrrl Llewellyn: this is a Victorian Steampunk Sim
[15:54] Patch Reina is Online
[15:54] mark000 Melody: ooooohhhhhhh
[15:54] Redgrrl Llewellyn: the age of Victoriana not as it was but as it should have been with special homage to Jules Verne and HG Wells
[15:54] Redgrrl Llewellyn: there's a welcome kit by the station i can show you if you like [smiles warmly]
[15:54] mark000 Melody: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
[15:54] Redgrrl Llewellyn: also Caledon is another Victorian sim
[15:54] mark000 Melody: where?
[15:54] Redgrrl Llewellyn: but more pretty, less sooty or mechanical...Babbage is different but in a great way!
[15:55] Redgrrl Llewellyn: i see you're new to SL...there's also Caledon Oxbridge University for newbies like you! [grins] let me give you their LandMark...which is a teleport address to the University.
[15:55] mark000 Melody: eh yes....
[15:55] Redgrrl Llewellyn: with free classes and help! do you have any questions?
[15:56] mark000 Melody accepted your inventory offer.
[15:56] mark000 Melody: i want money and a penis
[15:56] Redgrrl Llewellyn: sighs] Oh!...ummmm....erg.....well, sorry... i can't help you with those!..good luck & goodbye

then i sat up in my tree and prayed for spring to come......